- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

My children are mistakes

whats red white and blue? i dont know

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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