- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Women Drivers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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