what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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GAY PEOPLE

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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GONNA

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Haha pizza

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

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