what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Knock knock Come in!

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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