What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Knock knock Come in!

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

sweaty black guy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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