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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

I'm gay. Great me too.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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