What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Tacos

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Obama.

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jack shine has boobs

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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