Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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penisface

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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chuck norris

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Working hard or hardly working????

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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