whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Jasper sucks.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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