What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Women's rights.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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