How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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It says so on your cap.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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