how does peploe get around they walk

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Knock knock Come in!

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Can I touch it?

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Women's rights.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's gay and gay? Joe

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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