- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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