From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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look left now look right. washing machine

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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WNBA

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Black people are clen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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