- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Nickelback

Steering Wheel Face.

newt gingrich

Penis in a box.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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