Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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