The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A man walks into a bar.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Thumbs this up

What flys? A fly

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

A van drives into a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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