What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

i wish i was a tree !

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

A black person in the NHL

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

People Eating Tasty Animals

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

I can't think of a joke!

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What is brown and sticky?

Thumbs this up

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Anti Joke

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