- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

You know George Washington? He died.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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