There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Women's rights

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Tacos

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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A man. That is all.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Anti Joke

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