Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Which one is hardest?

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Anti Joke

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