- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

A horse walks into a bar...n

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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