a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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KEVIN HART

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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