Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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KEVIN HART

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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My mom just died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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