Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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whats better than shoes feet

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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