Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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I came.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Hey Caleb.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Penis jokes.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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