your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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kennah campion... being nice

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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two fish are in a tank.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Hi colton

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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