What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

i heart wiener

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

NEVER

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

What did you say? I don't know.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Anti Joke

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