What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Akshaytiger World

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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knock knock Come in.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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