what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Robin, get in the car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Banana(s)

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Your life That's the joke

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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