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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Adam Sandler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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