Ben Colbert is gay

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Canada's army

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Jokes are funny.

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