What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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9:11 make a wish

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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