What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Working hard or hardly working????

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Akshaytiger World

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Anti Joke

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