What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Fuck her

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Go away.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Women's rights.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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