"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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