Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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