A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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So dont touch it

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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