- Anti Joke

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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