women's rights.

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Hey Caleb.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Penis jokes.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Anti Joke

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