A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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WNBA

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Poopsack Jones

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Like this joke

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Your Mom

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An asian walks out of math class

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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