Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Bumsniffer

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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The WNBA

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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but there is a road to the super market

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World Of Warcraft

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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