- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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