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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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knock knock come in

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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your face.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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you just lost the game!

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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