- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Go away.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

I LIKE TURLES.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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