Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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