- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

9/11

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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