When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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NEVER

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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