An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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