What comes after "Q" R

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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womans rights

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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