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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.