What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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8=D

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Women's rights.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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