Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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women's rights

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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