Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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balls in ya mouf

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Windows Vista

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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