Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Haha

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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