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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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