Water, please.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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