Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Tacos

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Don't rape me!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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oops

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Time flies like a banana.

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sweaty black guy

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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