Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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