Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Miscarriages.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

thumb_up thumb_down

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

thumb_up thumb_down

...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................a gay baby was just born.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

you will die someday

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Ancient Greeks rights

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops