- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

I'm gay. Great me too.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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