What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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