Google Doodles

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Avery has crabs.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Miscarriages.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Working hard or hardly working????

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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