How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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I love Ciara!

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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