- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Don't rape me!

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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