Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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A homeless person dies.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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sweaty black guy

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Penis in a box.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Like this joke

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Anti Joke

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