- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What's your name? You tell me.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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