What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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