A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Jews for Jesus

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

American Idol

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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