*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Haha pizza

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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