Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

whats pale and white your ass.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Women's Rights

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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