Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

the joke below me is not an anti joke

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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