What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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World Of Warcraft

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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