- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

i heart wiener

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Get in the van

Water, please.

Hitler is my role model

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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