Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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69

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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fart

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