- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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