What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Tim's gay.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Time flies like a banana.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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