What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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sweaty black guy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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My mom just died....

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Like this joke

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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WNBA

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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SAY

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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