- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What's your name? You tell me.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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