- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

I cant think of one (._. )

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Black people are clen.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Yo mama so fat she died

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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