how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

jewish people like other jewish people.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Jews for Jesus

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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