Penis in a box.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Covietz has a large penis

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Ha

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Poopsack Jones

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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jack shine has boobs

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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The WNBA.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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