What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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9/11

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Boobs are nasty!

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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World Of Warcraft

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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