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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

you just lost the game!

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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