What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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No

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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French people

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Anti Joke

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