Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Child Prostitution.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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dead babies

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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