N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Ancient Greeks rights

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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