why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Knock Knock Come in

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Knock knock *No one was home*

You smell bad? Cool.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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