What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Boobs are nasty!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Which one is hardest?

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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