where do the women go? the womanarium

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Hey Caleb.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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