your mother is so lesbian

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Can I touch it?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Like this joke

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Your Mom

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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