- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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