A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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