What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Unflushed Shit...

GRAAAAAAAR.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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