Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you know?

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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who eats pencils asians

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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My butt!!!!

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Y2K

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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