- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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