Kittens.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

hi

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

like my drawing of a white person?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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