- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

"Hello." "Hi."

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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