the joke below me is not an anti joke

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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whats gay ? you

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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your mother is so lesbian

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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