Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

A black goes to college

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Womens rights

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

potatoes

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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