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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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