Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Women

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Women Drivers.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Anti Joke

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