What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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a little girl gets raped

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Banana(s)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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whats gay ? you

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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