who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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