- Anti Joke

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Knock Knock. Shut up.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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