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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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