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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Don't rape me!

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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