jack shine has boobs

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Obama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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