How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Women's Basketball.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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