How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Womens rights.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Get in the van

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

ruddell and dodds anal

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

ur mother

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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