Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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KEVIN HART

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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im black

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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