- Anti Joke

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.