If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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okay.....

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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