What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Black people are clen.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Nickelback

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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