What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What do you call Obama? - the president

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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