Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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