Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Someone told me about this website.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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