- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

shut up

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Windows Vista

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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