Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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noodles

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Penis

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Thumbs this up

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Mexicans working in an office

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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