- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

stuff and dogs {()}

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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