why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

obama is a good president

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

noodles

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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