whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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