Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Small breasts.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Black people

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Anti Joke

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