- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Women's rights.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Mitt Romney for president.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

cot!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Knock Knock No one answers....

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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