A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A guy is playing cod

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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