Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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