The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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I came.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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