- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Avery has crabs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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