A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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james schmitt whats your last name

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knock knock Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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