how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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KEVIN HART

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Windows Vista

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Anti Joke

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