What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

minorities.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

A Mexican walks into a club.

boobs

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

the chicken whent boomand then died

hi

Teen pregnancy

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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