I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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An Irishman stays home

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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obama is a good president

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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