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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

I love you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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