what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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