What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Do you know that car over there? No.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

I have no ideas.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Chuck Norris died.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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