How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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