- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

knock knock Come in.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

French people

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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