I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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hey bill!

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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