I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Penis jokes.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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cot!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Women's rights.

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Windows Vista

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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