Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

you will die someday

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

I only like NY as a friend.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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