boobs

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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hi

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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potatoes

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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