What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Don't rape me!

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Penis in a box.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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