Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Baseball

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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