what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

A man farted. Another man walked away.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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