- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

It's your mother, open the door.

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