- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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