What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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AVI IS A FAG

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Rebecca Black

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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penis that is all

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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