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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Women"s Rights

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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AVI IS A FAG

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Rebecca Black

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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penis that is all

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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