- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

French people

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

No

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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