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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Good.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Justin Bieber

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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