Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Tim's gay.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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lol

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Women"s Rights

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