Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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roses are red, violets are violet

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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newt gingrich

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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lewis bedford

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cot!

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Women's rights.

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Your mum is dead

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666 im christian

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