- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What time is it? 12:03 AM

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

A jew went to Germany.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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