- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Amputations.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

George Bush.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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