- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Women's sports.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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