If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Black people are innocent.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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