"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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