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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

obama is a good president

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

The glass is half an hour.