- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Knock knock. Come in.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Hello I'm a fat kid

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Water, please.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Sarah Palin is President

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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