Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Mitt Romney for president.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Penis jokes.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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