women's lacrosse.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

roses are red, violets are violet

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

whats gay ? you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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