Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I can't think of a joke!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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