A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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austins gay lolololol

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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My butt!!!!

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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