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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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