- Anti Joke

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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i wish i was a tree !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A guy is playing cod

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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