one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Grapefruit.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Chuck Norris

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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42

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Penis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What flys? A fly

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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No

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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