Women's Rights

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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I am really good at math debating

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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