What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What flys? A fly

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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i heart wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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