What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Anal cheese curds.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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9/11

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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