- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Religion

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

who farted? umm........that guy.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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