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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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