Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Canada's army

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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