What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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