Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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sweaty black guy

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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