What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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lewis bedford

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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