- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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