why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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My mom's dead

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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minorities.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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I love Ciara!

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Jokes are funny.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Women's sports.

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