Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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shut up

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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