Nickelback.

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A man. That is all.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Penis in a box.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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