- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

you just lost the game!

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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