- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

I dislike old people.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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