in the begining... god made some stuff

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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