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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Write your own

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

People Eating Tasty Animals

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

weiner? balls

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Looks through the peephole.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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