Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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