Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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go go gadget

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Where's my tractor?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Black people are innocent.

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Banana(s)

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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I have no ideas.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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