what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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james schmitt whats your last name

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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