What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Dozer has a soul

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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okay.....

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