Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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obama is a good president

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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American Idol

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Icecream

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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