An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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9:11 make a wish

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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