- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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