- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Bin Laden is dead.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

suck my dick.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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