- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

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