- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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