Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Canida

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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