ROSS G IS OBESE

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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knock knock your gay

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Baseball

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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