Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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