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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Frown is a four letter word.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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