- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Mmmm, donuts

go go gadget

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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