What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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OGC - tilt your head

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French people

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Hello world

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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