women's rights

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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dead babies

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Herman Cain

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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