- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Women

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Can I touch it?

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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