What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Avery has crabs.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

jewish people like other jewish people.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

I love boobs

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

A homeless person dies.

Jewish People

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Josh kissing a girl

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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