What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A seal walks into a club.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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you are gay

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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A man walks into a bar.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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