An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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