Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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So dont touch it

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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women's rights

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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