A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

W.N.B.A.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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