- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

what did the man say to the other man? hi

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

drugs.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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