What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Asians...

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Jasper sucks.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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George W. Bush

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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women's rights

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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WNBA

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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