There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Pickle!

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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your mother is so lesbian

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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