Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

sweaty black guy

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Dozer has a soul

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

666

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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