- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

SAY

This is not Will Smith.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

your momma's an antijoke

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