What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Noah is Smart.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Baseball

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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