Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What does a man like. food.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Bing

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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