What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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two fish are in a tank.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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I don't get it

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Women's Rights

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Grapefruit.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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