A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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I won the game.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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