- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Women's Basketball.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Yo mama so fat she died

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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