Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Gadaffi

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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