How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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i am predestal

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Real jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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lol

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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hahaha

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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