What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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404 Error: Joke not found

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Kate

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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