a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Hummer.

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

Water, please.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

69

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

minorities.

ruddell and dodds anal

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

fart

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

throbbing slobber

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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