Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Y2K

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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you are gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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