Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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A van drives into a car.

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lol

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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