What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Obama.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Your mum is dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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