Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Anti Joke

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