How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Fruitcake

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Anti Joke

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