- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

suck my dick.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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