How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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barack osama

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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i have 2 penises

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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nbjhfghl

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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