What is 69? A two digit number.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A bar walks into your mother.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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I am a real homosexual

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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