Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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jokes r dumb

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Men's rights

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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lololololololololol

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Anti Joke

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