To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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