Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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drugs.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Ben is gay

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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W.N.B.A.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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